Give me a gadget and make it handy.

Have you ever been drawn to the tools of the trade that have nothing to do with your station in life? I'm struck by this all the time. I'm not much of a sports guy, but a lanyard around your neck with a coaches whistle and a set of keys was a solid piece of kit if you were the athletic type in the 80's. Good stuff is good stuff in any era.

Thanks to our friend @tonecustoms, we can cherry-pick the best gadgetry from the original era of tube socks and Dolfin shorts. Weaving his magic by hand, Tone has created two hugely convenient and fun lanyards. For their size, they are surprisingly lightweight and comfortable around the neck and wrist, even with a modest set of keys and of course, a whistle. Limited.

Small lanyard is approximately 8.5" tall; Large lanyard is approximately 17" tall.